Cruise builds $10 million bunker

pilot-in-fla · **Joined:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:45 pm **Posts:** 390

Looney Scientologist Tom Cruise is building a $10 million bunker in Colorado to protect himself from an alien attack.

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According to several mags this week, Cruise is building an “$11 million luxury underground bunker” at his property in Colorado so his family can survive an “alien invasion”.

“It’s a self-contained underground shelter with high-tech air purifying system,” Woman’s Day reports. Other essential alien fighting features include a helipad and swimming pool.

If you are up-to-date on your OT III guidance, available for purchase from the Church of Scientology for a few hundred thousand dollars or for free on the web, urber-criminal Xenu is still alive and considered a serious threat. Xenu is the guy who rounded up billions of people from a number of planets and blew them up with hydrogen bombs 75,000,000 years agao. Now if you don't think that a $10 million bunker would stop an alien who has been around for 75,000,000 years and has master space travel, then you are not a Scientologist.

But now it looks like the bunker may be designed less to protect Cruise from an imminent alien attack than from the non-violent protests of Anonymous, a group which is educating the public about the dangers of the Scientology cult.

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New reports are stating that Tom and Katie are so afraid of a group of Scientology critics calling themselves Anonymous, that the bunker will be built to protect he and his family from the masked, though peaceful, protesters.

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With Anonymous now active in Ocala, maybe Scientology endorser and promoter John Travolta might have to break ground on his own "alien" proof bunker.

jessicata · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:40 pm

I think he should move into the bunker permanently. :mrgreen:

pilot-in-fla · **Joined:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:45 pm **Posts:** 390

That sounds like a good idea. The less of Cruise we hear about the better.

jessicata · **Posted:** Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:15 pm

Don't forget Robo-Mom and Suri the alien

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